You might be wondering...

Do you not think this is a bit too much? 
A wise woman named Cady Heron once told me the limit does not exist. 
 

Is this a cry for help? 
No. This insanity is deliberate. 
 

Is this really happening? 
Yes. Contracts have been signed, calendars blocked, and spreadsheets deployed. There is no backing out now.

Is this performance art?
Only in hindsight.
 

Is there a thesis statement?
Yes. This project argues that milestone birthdays function as culturally undervalued rites of passage for women and that, when properly acknowledged through place-based celebration, ritualised excess, and intentional design, they serve as a legitimate framework for self-authorship, social cohesion, and joy.
 

Are you going to do this again at fifty?
I cannot responsibly answer that at this time.

 

Is this legally allowed?
No one has told me to stop and that feels like consent.

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What if I wasn’t invited but want to be involved?
You can enter the raffles, follow along, or simply cheer from afar. This is not an all or nothing situation.
 

Is Taylor Swift coming?
Not yet. But if you can get this message to her, please explain that her presence is required and that the cats are welcome.
 

Is this what happens when a travel planner is left unsupervised?
Yes. There were no adults in the room.

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​Is whatever's wrong with you contagious? 
Possibly. Monitor your friends.

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Are you accepting sponsorships from prosecco brands?
I am open to a conversation with any brand offering free things in this economy. You can reach me at hello@hergrandtour.com 
 

Are you okay? 
Thriving.